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Senior Day? Fuck You.

Soooo…there’s some shit going down. One of the dangerous things about running this website is that I have a platform that I can very easily use in a way that causes more bad than good. For example, I could get mad at someone and write a post about how stupid they are, call them out by name, give out their phone number, and then post a picture of them in a compromising situation, and that could cause irreparable harm to that person (and, most likely, me). I’m not See The Rest Of This Post…

Penis Envy

My girlfriend and I have recently started talking about the possibility of¬†having a threesome. She wants to do it with another guy and I want to do it with another girl, so after talking it out we agreed to do both. I’m worried about the threesome with the guy though because he might have a bigger dick than me and that might result in some penis envy on my part. Then I’ll see him fucking my girlfriend and she’ll be into it and I’ll feel even more inadequate. Is it bad form to ask that we find a guy with a dick that’s around my size? I don’t mind See The Rest Of This Post…

The Cat Loves Me

Eloise owns two cats. Since Eloise and I live together, that means that I own two cats by proxy. If Eloise wasn’t living with me though, I certainly would not own cats since I don’t really like cats. It’s not that I don’t “like” cats…if I see a cat or am in the presence of a cat, it’s not like I am grossed out or won’t pet them or think they’re gross or something. I just don’t see the appeal of See The Rest Of This Post…

The Pull Out Method

I’ve been seeing my boyfriend for a few months now and we just recently started having sex. We’ve been using condoms to protect against pregnancy and STD’s but we want to stop using condoms because they’re just awful. We’ve both been tested and are clear so we’re not concerned about STD’s, just pregnancy. I can’t go on any type of hormonal birth control so my boyfriend suggested we just do the pull out method. From what I understand the pull out method is not a good method of birth control but he says that he and his See The Rest Of This Post…

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