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Pussy Pounding Professional

The trilogy has been completed! The first day was all sloppy oral, the next was all violent anal, and yesterday was all pussy pounding. Which was my favorite? All of them! Asking what kind of sex is your “favorite” is kind of like asking what your favorite candy is. Are we talking chocolate candy? Fruity candy? Chewy candy? Sucker candy? There are so many different categories that it would be impossible to choose one candy to trump them all. I might be able to pick a candy if someone asked, “What’s your favorite brand of plain dark chocolate?” or “What’s your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor?” because those questions are much more specific. But my favorite kind of sex? Impossible to answer!

Anyway, Eloise and I completed the trilogy and I feel pretty good about it. We didn’t really discuss this whole thing, I just kind of did it on my own, but I’m sure she’s happy about it, too. She certainly was happy about her new tights she bought herself. They are über geeky and have planets all over them and it looks like her legs are in space:

Carl Sagan would be oh so proud.
Carl Sagan would be oh so proud.

Isn’t she a cutie? Come on, you would fall in love with that girl if you met her. You know you would. I did!

What’s going on with the guys we’ve gone on dates with so far, you’re asking? We’ve gone on two dates and neither one of them really fit the bill of what we’re looking for, which is unfortunate because we really liked both of them. Unfortunately we are looking for something more specific so how much we really like the person becomes irrelevant if certain criteria aren’t met, you know? Rock on to those two guys though, because they were awesome. Anyway, we have more dates lined up…stay tuned!

Scott

My name is Scott and I run Sexpressed.com. I am probably in love with you and probably want to have sex with you. That's just how I am.

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